Well bitches, its summer. Gone are the days of exams and cramming, and hello to the days of tanning, partying and gratuitous cramming of an entirely different nature. I hope you all are having a good first two weeks, as I’m sure this period is filled with chance encounters of seeing people from high school that you haven’t seen in a long time and realizing that you are happy you forgot about this douche bag or that this was some possible tail that you overlooked. Any who, I’ve discovered a great tool that should be used to enhance your summer (and whenever else you wanna rock and roll) experiences in almost every aspect of your life. It’s a magazine called simply, “Vice.” Now this magazine is too big to be described in one article, as they have their hand in everything from records to books to movies. However, the point of interest that I would like to highlight is the “Do’s and Don’ts” section. This long list of situational advice is great either to modify your own life or just to have a laugh at. It is extremely raunchy, as is the entire delightful website, but I think the absinth-crazed audience of CDT will really like it. For the fortunate ones who already know what I’m talking about, go bananas in the forums with your favorite parts of the site. Enjoy!
As summer continues, some of the writers from CDT will take a little hiatus from writing to pursue other interests, like booze and spreading herpes. I know that you all are thinking, this fuckin Steinacologist dude only wrote like four articles, what the hell does his scraggly ass have to take a break from? Well, firstly, my ass is not scraggly, its more polished, and secondly, I was thrown into the writing game and have actually learned a few things and will take you jackasses more seriously next semester. Does that mean regular column postings and more entertainment for you, the reader? Probably not, but what the heck, I’ll do my best. More of the CDT admins are moving to my general area so I will have a greater hand in the running of the site. (Stein, get me a fuckin latte, and make sure its HOT this time you flamer!) Yes sir…
Random disgusting question of the week– you must pick one choice. Do you…
A. Perform oral sex on Rosie Odonald while she has a yeast infection
B. Perform oral sex on Oprah Winfrey while she is ovulating
C. Perform oral sex on Rossane Barr while she is lying on a bed taking a shit
D. Get one testicle injected with mad cow disease
The choice is yours…and not “none of the above” shit either
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