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Michael Kidblount Tribute
Tribute written by Raffman, Last updated on October 21st, 2005
Visit Michael's spectacular website at http://www.kidblount.com/.

You ever have one of those magical moments where you reflect upon your own life? You know what I'm talking about, those rare flashbacks that show you everything you've accomplished in your life? Well I had one of those today, and it wasn't pretty. The voice in my vision screamed, "Raffman, your job as a voice to society and to the world has been tarnished by acts of sarcasm, pranks, and filthy humor. People listen to what you say. They look up to you, and yet you continue to lead them down the path of debauchery. How can you look at yourself in th-", and that's when it hit me. That voice in my head, it was right. I'm in a position to show thousands upon thousands of people every day the right way to live their lives when they're sitting on their ass surfing the Internet, so why haven't I been doing it? So here I am, turning over a new leaf with an entirely new tribute. This tribute is to an 11 year old boy from New Mexico, and his life is a model of courage, persistance, and an enduring resovoir of pride. His name is Michael Kidblount, and if there's ever a cause for a new "Livestrong"-type bracelet, this is it.

For years now this courageous, horny young boy has been relentlessly scouring the world for the 11-year old woman of his dreams, but alas, the search still goes on. This young hero has most likely gone through years of extreme ridicule and playground torture, yet he has preservered through the roughest times and still kept searching. If that isn't the definition of persistance and preserverance, I don't know what is. Would you have the courage and the fanatical pride to sport that delicious, unkept mullet of his, year after year in a rowdy grade school lunchroom in New Mexico? Could you handle that much verbal and physical abuse day in and day out, on the bus home and probably from your own family? On top of that, he's put that mullet in front of the entire world online so that everyone on the planet can laugh at him. Ladies and gentlemen, this young man's middle name is courageous; you know damn well that you couldn't wear that thing for more than a few minutes, let alone a few years. You know, I've never had a strong enough reason to get a tattoo, but this young man has changed my life in more ways than one. Who's with me?

So right now I'd like to immortalize this young Internet-God through this tribute page. If you've got a drink, raise it. If you're in class or in the school library, bow your head or something. Cheers to Michael Kidblount. You've given us strength, courage, and hours upon hours of laughter, and we thank you from the bottom of our hearts. We know that someday soon you will find that woman of your wildest dreams, whether she PM's you in Yahoo Chat or finds you in our mullet rating section. So here's to Michael Kidblount. May you be forever immortalized in Internet lore here at College Downtime, your home away from home. Or until our domain expires.

Email Michael Kidblount at: michael@kidblount.com.
Instant message him on ICQ at: 19171502.


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