Funny Quotes Collection
Welcome to the Funny Quotes section here at College Downtime! Here you'll find the best funny quotes from all your favorite comedians, past to the present, and even some inspirational quotes as well! If you've got some quotes we don't, then be sure to upload them and get recognized! Enjoy all the hilarious quotes here at College Downtime!

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Ralph Wiggum Quote brianp
Sure, if you're coming from Asia or Europe brianp
Dan Quayle on Failure brianp
George on More Imports brianp
I Always Knew Celine Dion Was Evil brianp
Oh Really, Mr. Quayle? brianp
Life Is Important to Everyone brianp
Well Bill, So Much for That, huh? brianp
Or When She's Stealing Clothes brianp
Don't Misunderestimate George brianp
To the Solar System! brianp
No Serious Boxing Deaths brianp
Deja Vu Times Two brianp
Rambo Likes to Paint brianp
Tommy Lasorda Likes Italian Men brianp
Dan Quayle Is Hilarious brianp
Cake Eaters brianp
Spice Girls Get Obvious brianp
Skinny But Minus the Flies brianp
Woody Has Some High Goals brianp
Neither Are Mixtures brianp
Dinosaurs Do Exist brianp
Wrong Jordan Mariah brianp
Dan Quayle Speaks His Mind brianp
No Lines Please brianp
Van Damme on Drama brianp
Bill Clinton Hates You brianp
Clean Air Is Overrated brianp
Trump Deals brianp
Random Sequence of Events brianp
Bachelor's Life brianp
Wally on Running Wild brianp
Dan Quayle Talks About Hawaii brianp
Lack of Brains brianp
Baywatch Saves Lives brianp
No You Didn't Al brianp
Dan Quayle Is Awesome brianp
Traffic Signs in Japan brianp
Zoo Guards Are Hungry brianp
Britney Can't Find Australia brianp
Best Way to Get on the Net brianp
Patrick Is Cocky brianp
Painting the Town brianp
Boneless Bananas on Sale brianp
Dumb and Dumber Quote brianp
Ivana Write a Novel brianp
Scary Elevators in Japan brianp
Vanilla Autobiography brianp
World Market for Computers brianp
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