Funny Text Files
Over the years of surfing the Internet and finding so much useless crap to save on my faithful hard drive, I had an idea. Why not take everything I've collected and put them online for everyone else to enjoy? Well that idea is now a reality, and you'll see some really funny text files that we've collected over the years that will be showcased right here in the Funny Text Files section of College Downtime. If you happen to have a funny text file that's not here then feel free to submit it and it will be live in seconds. Submitters will receive full credit and recognition for their addition, so you can get your pretty name all of over this shitty website! What could be sweeter than that?


- 10 Rules for Dating my Daughter - February 5th, 2005
- 12 Days of ChavMus - April 4th, 2007
- 18 Ways to Annoy the Person Sitting Next to You on a Flight - April 4th, 2007
- 19 Fun Things to Do in the Public Bathroom - April 4th, 2007
- 101 Things Not to Say During Sex - April 4th, 2007
- 101 Ways to Become a Better Asshole - April 4th, 2006
- 101 Ways to Kill Yourself - April 4th, 2007
- 21 Types of Men You Might Find in the Men's Room - February 5th, 2005
- 30 Ways to Annoy Other Drivers - April 4th, 2007
- 43 Metaphors for Stupidity - April 4th, 2007
- 45 Things To Do in a College Shower - April 4th, 2006
- 5 Reasons Sex Is Good for You - April 11th, 2006
- 50 Fun Things to Do in a Wal-Mart - April 4th, 2007
- 50 Funny Things a Professor Can Do - April 4th, 2007
- 50 Funny Things to Do in an Elevator - April 4th, 2007
- 50 Uses for a Dead Condom - April 4th, 2007
- 50 Ways to Annoy Your Roomate - April 4th, 2007
- 50 Ways to Get Rid of Your Blind Date - April 4th, 2007
- 75 Ways to Order Pizza - January 27th, 2005
- 80's Lecture - January 27th, 2005
- 6 Types of Hangovers - April 4th, 2007
- 9 Types of Women - April 11th, 2006
- Addicted to the Internet? - January 27th, 2005
- Administratium - February 5th, 2005
- A Lesson from a Donkey - April 11th, 2006
- A Letter to Tide - April 19th, 2006
- Annoy Telemarketers - January 27th, 2005
- AOL Disks - What to Do with Them? - January 27th, 2005
- AT&T and Me - February 26th, 2005
- The Australian Army - March 24th, 2006
- Bad News About Beer - March 1st, 2006
- Bar Translations - April 4th, 2006
- Bedroom Golf - February 5th, 2005
- Beer Investments - April 11th, 2006
- Before and After - April 10th, 2006
- Bible Misinterpretations - February 26th, 2005
- Bill Gates Talks to High Schoolers - April 4th, 2006
- Cambridge Study - November 22nd, 2004
- Children's Books That Never Made It - April 10th, 2006
- Chuck Norris Jokes - December 22nd, 2005
- Dead Baby Jokes - April 4th, 2006
- Dear Mr. Abby - January 27th, 2005
- Definitions by Gender - February 5th, 2005
- Dogs Cleaning? - November 22nd, 2004
- Dumps - April 11th, 2006
- Embarrassing Moment - January 27th, 2005
- Excuses for Missing Work - February 26th, 2005
- First Aid Hints - February 26th, 2005
- Funny Break Up Letter - March 1st, 2006
- Funny Questions - January 27th, 2005
- Funny State Slogans - April 11th, 2006
- Funny Top Ten Lists - April 19th, 2006
- If Corporations Made Toasters - January 26th, 2006
- Gender Record Breakers - February 5th, 2005
- Globalization - A True Definition - January 27th, 2005
- Guide to being Incredibly Annoying - January 27th, 2005
- Hate It - January 27th, 2005
- He Said She Said - April 10th, 2006
- Hilarious Newspaper Headlines - January 27th, 2005
- How Good Are You in Bed? - April 3rd, 2006
- How to Create the Perpetual Party - February 26th, 2005
- Human Stages of Life - January 26th, 2006
- Interview Don'ts - April 19th, 2006
- If Men Had Vaginas - January 27th, 2005
- If the World Was Fair to Guys - February 5th, 2005
- Is Santa Claus Real? - January 30th, 2006
- Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes! - January 27th, 2005
- Letter from DreamWorks - April 11th, 2006
- Letters to Home from PC Camp - January 26th, 2006
- Light Bulb Jokes - April 19th, 2006
- Mate Match - January 27th, 2005
- Men and Women FAQ - April 4th, 2006
- Men are Happier - January 27th, 2005
- Mexican Earthquake April 11th, 2006
- Murphy's Laws of Combat - April 4th, 2006
- My Dearest Wife - January 27th, 2005
- New FDA Alcohol Warnings - April 3rd, 2006
- No Respect for the US - April 19th, 2006
- OJ Simpson by Dr. Seuss - January 30th, 2006
- Past 40 Barbie - April 19th, 2006
- Penis Facts - April 11th, 2006
- Prison vs Home - April 4th, 2006
- Pre-Booty Call Agreement - April 3rd, 2006
- Procrastination - April 19th, 2006
- Raise my Penis - January 27th, 2005
- Random Facts of Life - March 1st, 2006
- Random Facts of Life Part 2 - April 11th, 2006
- Redneck Letter - January 27th, 2004
- Ridiculous Consumer Labels - January 27th, 2004
- Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners - January 27th, 2004
- Shit Happens vs Ideologies and Religions - April 10th, 2006
- Snappy Answers - January 27th, 2004
- Speeding Tickets - How to Beat Them! - January 27th, 2004
- Stella Awards - January 27th, 2004
- Steve Irwin Facts - September 6th, 2006
- Stupid People - January 26th, 2006
- Super Email Test - April 10th, 2006
- Sweet Story - January 27th, 2004
- Synonyms for Drunk - April 19th, 2006
- Taking Words Back - January 27th, 2004
- Ten Reasons Why Vibrators Are Better Than Men - April 10th, 2006
- The Baseball Guide to Sex - April 11th, 2006
- Thermodynamics Final - January 30th, 2006
- The Test - January 27th, 2004
- The Three C's - April 10th, 2006
- Things That Are Hard to Say When You're Drunk - April 4th, 2006
- To Women from a Guy - February 5th, 2005
- Top Nine Olympic Comments - November 22nd, 2004
- Unanswerable Questions - January 27th, 2004
- Universal Breakup Card - April 19th, 2006
- What Men Really Mean - February 5th, 2005
- Who's the Leader of China? - April 4th, 2006
- Why Men and Women Get Along So Well - February 5th, 2005
- Why Men are Proud of Themselves - February 5th, 2005
- Wierd Sex Laws - April 19th, 2006
- Word Scramble - January 27th, 2004
- Words Women Use - January 27th, 2004
- Worst Analogies Ever - April 4th, 2006
- You Are What you Drink - April 4th, 2006



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