Embarrassing Crap
Submitted by: Raffman
One of the most embarrasing times of my life was when I had just started a new job. I felt nauseous and hot. I thought I was coming down with the flu but I continued working anyway.
About ten minutes later I realized I had to crap, and I tried to hold it in but it wasn't working. One other co-worker came in as I was holding myself together and he said I didn't look too good. I told him, "yeah I'm feeling sick," and said I was going home.
Well, I had no way home so I had to walk about a mile and a half. At one point I thought as I was walking by bushes that I could go in there and relieve myself, but I was afraid of people seeing me.
It to calm down a bit but as I was a couple blocks from home, it came back in full force and I winced and my eyes started watering.
I saw a little school nearby and decided to go see if anyone was there and see if I could use the restroom. It was 8 o'clock in the morning so not a lot of people were there, thank god!
Well, a lady showed me to the washroom, as a walked on my tiptoes. I almost made it to the stall but I crapped just before I could pull my pants down. It smelled so bad!!!
I took off my underwear and threw them in the trash (full of doodoo). I washed my legs and the inside of my pants. My pants were very thin nylon so you could see the stain right through them. The lady probably wondered what was taking me so long.
I was so embarrased that I never walked that way home from work ever again!
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