Funny Drunk Story: Jose Quervo
Took Place: Somewhere

Me and a few friends wanted to have a party night, there was only 5 of us, and mama. We finished of a bottle of vodka, and then broke out the jose quirvo. Of course when we finish that, this guy comes over and tells us to go to biilards.

Were all drunk, and the jose quirvo really went to mama. We are deciding whether or not to go, when i tap my friend, kat, and say, lets go. She tells mama, and we leave. Mama says she can drive drunk, and of course all of us believe her...On the way there were all scared, yelling stop! and turn! and car! (she actually bumped into a car, but not hard).

As we're pulling in 3 cops are pulling out. We sit and let them go, cuz there blocking our way, and we're all silent, scared. We park, and stumble out. Mama ended up flirting with every guy there! When we were ready to leave we got someone to drive us home, cuz we did not trust mama, and the way home, mama was flirtin with our driver. The next morning mama didnt remember a thing and her pants were off, but wet.



Submitted By: Liz
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