Funny Drunk Story: Where's David?
Took Place: Reno

Okay we got my friend nappa (daniel) to go buy beer for us we got 12 32 oz beers an assortment of miller, carona, natural ice and two fiths of vodka. We went back to my friends apartment and started drinking behind it. We busted out the beer bong and slammed our two 32 oz. each and started to the college to go crash some partys. This was only my third time drinking and I was feeling it soon but I drank some vodka anyway.

While walking down Sutro Street I stumbled off the sidewalk and into the dirt and started to slide. I really didn't give a fuck so I just layed there and slid but there was a cliff about 12 - 15 feet high and a retainer wall about two feet from it... of course I fell between the cliff and the wall and had to stumble my drunk ass out of the hole I was in and climb up a steep hill.
I got a concussion but we kept to our journey. We met up with two girls and (i dont remember the girls or anything after the fall) they got busted by their dad for drinking and I guess I stopped moving for a while and they all panicked and thought I had died.

I dont remember shit but they said I was passed out with my eyes open and I wouldnt wake up and my eyes didn't dialate so they took turns walking me up the street but we stopped and got some weed. Now the fun begins.

After an hour they say i started waking up and smoking well by now I was hella cold and they were too so we went back to Ricky's house and slept but his sister and her friend fucked with us after we passed out and I had to try and explain a cock drawn on my face to my mom with a Sharpie.

Next time we drive thats all I know I had almost no fun that I can remember I was only awake for about 30 min of my drunken ness then I fell. : (

Submitted By: David
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