Funny Drunk Story: Fucked up shit!!!
Took Place: FU

Ok I have plenty of stories, some of them so outragous no one would believe them. Here's one that may be hard to believe but truly happened. Ok me and my friend named matt (who's a true alcoholic!!) were in this park drinking some vodka...we got kinda wasted but weren't that fucked up so we went up to the liquor store (keep in mind that we are underage at this time) and we waited till we seen a guy that looked fucked up and asked him if he would buy us some liquor if we gave him a few bucks...he did and we got some bacardi 151(some harsh ass shit!!) and we drank it behind the this school..it took us a little while to finish it off but we did. after that we got up on the school roof, it was this lower part that was kinda easy to get up on...we sat up there and smoked a fat joint. when we got down and were walking away from the school some cops pulled up...we would have ran but were to drunk and stoned to do much of anything. They started questioning my friend saying "we got a report of two kids up on the school roof" he was like no we weren't up there and me being drunk I said "you know..I saw some kids running away from here not to long ago" and the cops were like you two reek of marijuana and your breath smells like alcohol...and right then my heart dropped because I still had about a quarter ounce of weed still on me and it was about 3:00am and we weren't even 18 at the time. but to my suprise the cops let us go without checking us and said get home. I'm just completely stunned at this point and kinda sobered up but we didn't argue with them and immediatly started on are way home. This is where you would think the story ends but wait there's more...While walking home (taking in mind this is the bad side of flint, MI)we were walking down my friends street and were about a couple blocks away from his house when a guy came charging out of his house with a machedie (or big as knife cause I don't know how to spell) and started yelling I just seen your little friend run through my back yard with my T.V. we were like whoa dude we were just on are way home we have no clue who you are talking about....the guy said whatever I know that was your little friend...and my friend matt must have been really wasted cause while this guy was threating us my friend matt started walking up to him...he was saying "come on kill me mother fucker...you don't have the fucking balls..kill me you fucking chicken shit" and he kept walking towards the guy...and im freaking out and telling my friend dude chill out...but he keeps walking towards him...but the guy with the knife starts backing off and saying I don't want no problems man. So after the dude went back inside we went back to his house and smoked another fatty and crashed. this is a long as story and still left out some of the other fucked up shit that happened that night.

Submitted By: none other than Jay!
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