Funny Drunk Story: WTF!?
Took Place: St. Cloud State

Yeah, so after a night of partying I get back to my dorm room and am about to pass out but I had to take a piss. When I opened my door to go to the bathroom there was this chick standing right in my doorway. I hadn't ever seen her before and was kind of at a loss of words when she said, "Are you using the bathroom?" I said yes thinking What the fuck is this bitch doing in my doorway and she gets out of my way. I go into the bathroom and piss and brush my teeth and go back to my room and she's in it. And she is butt-naked from the waist down in the process of pulling her panties back up around her ankles. She wasn't very hot but looked good through beer goggles. At first I was thinking this was my lucky night but she was so trashed she could only mumble, had puke on her breath, and I had to help her to stand. I tried to figure out where she was from, to no avail and finally just gave her a blanket and let her sleep on the floor. The next morning her friends, who were girls I knew, were walking around the halls yelling for her. We both woke up, along with my roomate. I explained how she ended up in my room, she didn't remember, and she thanked me bla bla bla. Anyway, as she was leaving she said there must be a wet spot on the floor because her socks were soaked. I thought nothing of it and she went on her way. Later on my roomate, out of nowhere is like,"Dude, I just cleaned the room and there was no wet spot." I found the wet spot and there was nothing around it like a tipped glass that could have caused it. We finally came to the conclusion that she pissed on our floor! Her socks were wet because it was the only thing that she didn't completely take off when she squatted!! Luckily, we found her before she left town and made her clean it up, not to mention embarrass the shit out of her. True story.

Submitted By: Jake
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