Funny Drunk Story: Michigan got what was coming
Took Place: UW-Madison

One weekend as my friends and I were prebarring in a room we decide to play a practical joke. My friends roommate had a bottle of laxatives (dont ask why) and we came up with the idea to make a mixed drink with laxatives and cranberry juice (no alcohol). The drink was meant for a friend of ours, but much to our chagrin it did not work as we bursted out laughing immediately. But luck was on our side yet as a kid wondered in to the room completely hammered and happened to go to the University of Michigan. We told him to show what his college is made of and outchug us. The cup with laxatives was given to him. As soon as we start i began to burst out in laughter as my friends follow cracking up. The Michigan kid oblivious to everything chugs the ENTIRE CUP, which by the way was about 40 times the normal laxative serving size. Lets just say his visit to madtown will be one he will never forget (nor will his underpants). LOL no one can beat UW at drinking!!!

Submitted By: Scottie 2 Hottie
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