Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
Away messages are important because you know damn well all your so-called buddies are snooping around to see what you're up to. Well here at College Downtime we've thousands of funny away messages for AIM, ICQ, MSN; hell, you can use these away messages for any instant message program you want. We're always adding new away messages, whether they're funny, clever, or boring, because variety is the spice of life. We hope you enjoy our massive and ever-growing funny away message collection and enjoy College Downtime!

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1	I needed some new clothes. The ones that I bought last week are out of style so I've gone shopping for new clothes.
2	I'm on a shopping spree with my dad's credit cards.
3	My name is YOUR NAME HERE and I am a shopaholic
4	I'm going to shop until I drop... or get kicked out of the mall.
5	I'm not here right now, but any donations to YOUR NAME's Shoppin Fund will be greatly appreciated!
6	I'm at a store buying things I cannot afford. If the creditors call, I'm not home. If you are a creditor, that was just code for: I'm hard at work making money to pay you back.
7	My closet needs some new companions.
8	My wallet needs to lose some weight.
9	Whoever said money couldn't buy happiness has been shopping at the wrong malls.
10	I'm off to rescue all the poor unfortunate items in the mall.
11	At the mall giving the clothes in need a home.
12	Having no cash won't stop me from going shopping. I always carry my credit cards for backup. Leave me one!
13	Shopping really is great. You exercise your legs and your credit cards. There's no better way to spend the day.