Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
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1	If you're going my way, I'll walk with you.
2	Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for them.
3	Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
4	It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
5	They say love hides behind every corner... I must be walking around in circles.
6	Love isn't being perfect, it's learning how to look past the imperfections.
7	Love is like war; easy to begin and hard to end.
8	I love you know, I love you still. I always have, and I always will. I still love you, so leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
9	Love comes in actions, not words.
10	If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.
11	I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
12	If I were in love, I'd climb the highest mountain. If I were in love, I'd drink from the finest fountain. If I were in love, I'd be in love with you.
13	Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
14	If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for 100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live without you.
15	Love is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it.
16	Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop?
17	If I could reach up and capture a star for every time you've made me smile, I'd have the whole evening sky in the palm of my hand.
18	Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
19	"If I had the stars from the darkest night and the diamonds from the deepest ocean, I'd forsake them all for your sweet kiss. For that's all I'm wishing to be owning" - Bob Dylan (the song is "Boots Of Spanish Leather")
20	The things I see in you, you cant see in a mirror.
21	Guys aren't worth your tears...and when you find the one that is he won't make you cry
22	Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
23	I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers. I Turned off the bed, hopped into the light ....... all because you kissed me good night:-*
24	after my 17 or so years on this planet i have learned a few things: #1 girls are btiches and #2 guys are ass holes. I believe this is a result of A negative feedback mechanism from the ladies. It results in me being an asshole. So I have come about with a way to stop this...Stop Being Bitches...and if you don't believ this will work ladies just try it for a month, no bitchyness at all and bam, their just might be an alright guy hiding in that asshole
25	to all you people who are enjoying today because it is sweetest day, FUCK YOU, to all those people enjoying this day at all FUCK YOU too, me i'm enjoying this day because i fuckin hate all you , so happy ME day bitches>:o
26	Love is like a pile of shit... it stinks
27	The day will come when you'll be mine But I'll just wait till that time If I have to wait forever, thats what I'll do Cause I cant live my life, without you
28	I went outside the other night, looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. Everything was going great but then I ran out of stars...
29	Don't tell me you love me unless you really mean it because I might do something crazy like believe it.
30	To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
31	Some day u'll cry for me like I cried for you. Some day u'll miss me like I missed you. Some day u'll need me like I needed you. Some day u'll love me, but I wont luv you.
32	Love isn't finding the perfect person, it is finding the imperfect person and seeing how they are perfect.
33	I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away, I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day, I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away, I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
34	I climbed the door and shut the stairs, I sayed my pajamas and put on my prayers, I shut off my sheets and got under the light and all because you kissed me good night.
35	If you love someone put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break but circles go on forever
36	If you love someone put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break but circles go on forever.
37	"You know you're in love when you think about someone more times in a day than you think about yourself."
38	I love you not because of who you are but because of who I am when I am with you.
39	Our love is like the wind...We can't see it, but we can feel it.
40	"You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me,I will always be around for you"
41	I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that i've crossed your mind.
42	Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
43	You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you cant close your heart to things you don't want to feel.
44	It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
45	When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it's everything.
46	Don't frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
47	I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there, I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, sorry I just couldn't help myself, I fell in love with you.
48	I hated the rain until I danced with you, then like the rain, I fell for you.
49	If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
50	Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
51	You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.
52	When are we going to be together? Will you love me now or will it take forever? I Love you always with all my heart Be with you and never apart With this poem I have one thing in mind You just have to read the first word in each line...
53	Although you may not love me, although you may not care, if you should ever need me, you know I'll always be there. Your heart may not be broken, Your heart my not be free, but if you ever need someone, you can always count on me.
54	Love is when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
55	Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your heart, I'll be your girl, give me your smile, give me your time, give me your love, I'll give you mine.
56	A million words wouldnt bring you back,i know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because ive cried.
57	One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life.
58	You never truly love someone until it kills you to see them hurting.
59	I knew I truely loved you because I was looking through quotes to tell you what you mean to me, when I finally realized it can't be put into words the way I feel about you.
60	What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
61	No man is worth your tears and the only one who is won't make you cry.
62	"If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!"
63	The best and most beautiful things in the world cant be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.
64	The Hardest thing in life is to watch the one you love, Love someone else.
65	The shortest word for me is I the sweetest word for me is LOVE the only one for me is YOU
66	I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you!!
67	You know your in love when all you can think about is that one special person and you can't stand to be away from them for more then 1 sec. and miss then even though they're standing right next to you. You fall asleep thinking about them, and dream about them every night.
68	Three seconds to say I love you, Three hours to explain it, and A life time to prove it.
69	If I were a tear in your eye, I would run down your cheeks and die on your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry in fear if losing you.
70	I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.
71	A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he said "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he said "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave. As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said "you are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don`t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
72	One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life.
73	When are we going to be together? Will you love me now or will it take forever? I Love you always with all my heart Be with you and never apart With this poem I have one thing in mind You just have to read the first word in each line...
74	I'm not supposed to love you, I'm not supposed to care, I'm not supposed to live my life wishing you were there, I'm not supposed to wonder where you are or what you do, sorry I just couldn't help myself, I fell in love with you.
75	I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or smile at me, because I know that even for a second that i've crossed your mind.
76	I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.
77	The Hardest thing in life is to watch the one you love, Love someone else.
78	I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away, I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day, I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away, I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
79	What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
80	I cry for the times that you were almost mineI cry for the memories I've left behindI cry for the pain, the lost, the old, the newI cry for the times i thought i had you.
81	"You know you're in love when you think about someone more times in a day than you think about yourself."
82	When you love someone, it's something. When someone loves you, it's another thing. When you love the person who loves you back, it's everything.
83	If you ever get lonely, look at the spaces between your fingers and remind yourself that mine fit in there perfectly.
84	The day will come when you'll be mine But I'll just wait till that time If I have to wait forever, thats what I'll do Cause I cant live my life, without you
85	To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
86	Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your heart, I'll be your girl, give me your smile, give me your time, give me your love, I'll give you mine.
87	You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you cant close your heart to things you don't want to feel.
88	I went outside the other night, looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you. Everything was going great but then I ran out of stars...
89	It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
90	:.It's hard to tell your mind to stop lovin someone when your heart still does... .::.
91	.:. love is when you dont want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.:.
92	If I were a tear in your eye, I would run down your cheeks and die on your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry in fear if losing you.
93	Don't tell me you love me unless you really mean it because I might do something crazy like believe it.
94	I knew I truely loved you because I was looking through quotes to tell you what you mean to me, when I finally realized it can't be put into words the way I feel about you.
95	I climbed the door and shut the stairs, I sayed my pajamas and put on my prayers, I shut off my sheets and got under the light and all because you kissed me good night.
96	A million words wouldnt bring you back,i know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because ive cried.
97	Three seconds to say I love you, Three hours to explain it, and A life time to prove it.
98	Although you may not love me, although you may not care, if you should ever need me, you know I'll always be there. Your heart may not be broken, Your heart my not be free, but if you ever need someone, you can always count on me.
99	Should I smile because we're friends...or cry because that's all we'll ever be?
100	The shortest word for me is I the sweetest word for me is LOVE the only one for me is YOU
101	Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will.
102	You know you love someone when you cannot put into words how they make you feel.
103	I hated the rain until I danced with you, then like the rain, I fell for you.
104	Don't settle for the one you can live with, wait for the one you can't live without.
105	You never truly love someone until it kills you to see them hurting.
106	You know your in love when all you can think about is that one special person and you can't stand to be away from them for more then 1 sec. and miss then even though they're standing right next to you. You fall asleep thinking about them, and dream about them every night.
107	Love isn't finding the perfect person, it is finding the imperfect person and seeing how they are perfect.
108	If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you I'd be walking in a garden forever.
109	I could search my whole life through and through an never find another you!!
110	Some day u'll cry for me like I cried for you Some day u'll miss me like I missed you Some day u'll need me like I needed you Some day u'll love me, but I wont luv you.
111	Of all the friends I've ever met, You're the one I won't forget.And if I die Before you do I'll go to heaven, And wait for you I'll give the angels,Back their wings And risk the loss Of everything Just to prove My friendship is true I'm thankful to have a friend like you
112	If i had God grant me one single wish, I'd pray that the world would move a little bit slower, So that we'd have just a little more time together...
113	If you love someone put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break but circles go on forever. (anonymous)
114	Sumtimes I wish I wre a little kid again...skinned knees are a lot easier to fix than broken hearts.
115	No man is worth your tears and the only one who is won't make you cry.
116	Don't frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile :)
117	I love you not because of who you are but because of who I am when I am with you.
118	"You may not love me like I love you,You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me,I will always be around for you".
119	If ever a day goes by where I dont say I love you, may never a moment go by with out you knowing I do.
120	The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and to be loved in return.
121	I'm asking the stars above, how will I ever win your love? What do I do, what do I say, to turn your angel eyes my way?
122	i left a tear for you in the ocean when u find it is the day i'll stop loving you [persons name]
123	Every girls prince will come one day! Mine just took a wrong turn got lost and is too stuburn to ask for directions!~!~!
124	~Don't fall for anyone that can't catch you...~
125	If I had one last wish before I die, my last wish would be that you won't cry.
126	I was walking one day and heard someone say that nothing is more beautiful than an angel. Then I thought he's right because nothing is more beautiful than YOU.
127	Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.
128	I wake up every morning thinking about you, how you look and how you feel. All the emotions that I have haven't drifted away. I just wanted to tell you, "I hope your day goes as planned, even though you don't have to be with me. I only want you to be happy."
129	Wanted by many, Taken by none, Talking to some, But waiting for one!
130	It's sad how you think that I don't care about you, but the thing that's even more sad, is that you're the only thing that I care about.
131	Its ok to kiss a fool, Its ok to let a fool kiss you, But never ever let a kiss fool you.
132	Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
133	Don't fall in love with someone you can live with, fall in love with someone you can't live without.
134	Some people come into our lives and quickly go...while others stay awhile and leave footprints in our hearts and we are never quite the same...
135	Our love is like the wind...We can't see it, but we can feel it.
136	The best and most beautiful things in the world cant be seen, nor touched, but are felt in the heart.
137	Forget the times you walked by Forget the times you made me cry Forget the times you held my hand Forget the sweet things if I can I can no longer pretend I gotta remember that we're just friends.
138	"If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there forever!"
139	I've said what I needed to sayI've done what I needed to doNow whatever happens to usI guess I'll leave it up to you.
140	How can one person be soo right for you and you be so wrong for them? ... thinking of that ... be back later when I come up with the answer.
141	If 3 words described love they would be "you and me."
142	I found my prince but he's already found his princess :(
143	The spaces between his fingers were meant to be filled with mine. Too bad they were filled with hers.
144	A LOVE THAT IS DENIED ONLY GROWS STRONGER!
145	You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me!
146	You can't make someone fall in love with you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved.
147	I Love my Boyfriend, Yes I do. He's for me, and not for you! And if by chance, you take my place...I'll take my fist..And PUNCH YOUR FACE!
148	The first time you loved me I said no,the second time you had to go, the third time you loved me you begged please, and finaly the fourth time you loved me you said it with a ring in your hand and down on one knee.
149	Love is an odd thing. We spend our whole lives looking for it when it's the one thing that hurts us the most...So right now I'm out looking for love. No telling how long it could be.
150	Sleepin tight, dreamin dreams, wonderin what tomorrow brings, lovin life, feelin high, visions of your smilin eyes... wishin baby you were near. O:-)
151	Every time I have a dream about you, I stay a sleep so that I may keep wishing, that this dream might come true.
152	When you are with me I’m free...when you stand by me I’m speechless ... when you talk to me I think I’m talking to an angel that has been sent down from heaven ...and if you ever love me I will always be here for you.
153	If I tell you my true feelings will you care? If I tell you I cant live without you will you tell me the same? If I walk away will you run after me?
154	If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, thats me.
155	Love isn't being perfect, it's learning how to look past the imperfections.
156	Every time I look away it is hard not to see your face Every time I look at you I want to say I love you too Every time she looks at me I am wondering what does she think of me.
157	When you're in love it's like heaven, when it's over it's hell.
158	Hopefully you dream of me 'cuz I'll be dreaming of you, now I'm going to bed to dream of things... Like me and you.
159	I don't wanna be # 1 cuz that means there is a 2nd and 3rdI wanna be the only one.
160	If I could be any part of you I would be your tear. I could be born in you eyes, live down on your cheek, and die on your lips!!!!
161	Went to bed thinking of youWoke up thinking of youWent to work thinking of youNow I'm sitting here thinking of you.
162	I must be in love with an angel because there is nothing like you on earth!
163	You never know you love someone til their gone well...... I am Gone do you love me?
164	My mother taught me not to talk with someone elses tounge in my mouth so bbl.
165	Treat me like an angel and I'll show you heaven.
166	Love is like a game, someone has to win and someone has lose. Just be thankful that you got to play.
167	A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kiss is a kiss tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, Im vaccinated!
168	I think I love you,I think I care,but why can't I see you there?
169	What we share is something others only hope for and dream of. But few ever experience!
170	It's OK to kiss a fool It's OK to let a fool kiss you But NEVER let a kiss fool you.....
171	I love you %n yes I do! do you love me like I love you? do you stay up and think of me like I stay up and think of you? well if you do then leave me a message and show me that you care. I Love You %n!
172	Someone should sue disney for putting the idea in a little girls mind that everyone has a prince charming and everyone is going live happly ever after.
173	Conquered fear to climb A moment froze in time When the girl who first he kissed Promised him she'd be his
174	You never know you love someone til their gone well...... I am Gone do you love me?
175	My mother taught me not to talk with someone elses tounge in my mouth so bbl
176	Treat me like an angel and I'll show you heaven.
177	I am here and you are there Only the ground separates us But as each day goes by We see the same sun rise and fall And I know that you will always be there
178	A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kiss is a kiss tasted, kisses spread germs and germs are hated, so kiss me baby, Im vaccinated!
179	I think I love you,I think I care,but why can't I see you there?
180	What we share is something others only hope for and dream of. But few ever experience!
181	It's OK to kiss a fool It's OK to let a fool kiss you But NEVER let a kiss fool you.....
182	I love you %n yes I do! do you love me like I love you? do you stay up and think of me like I stay up and think of you? well if you do then leave me a message and show me that you care. I Love You %n!
183	Someone should sue disney for putting the idea in a little girls mind that everyone has a prince charming and everyone is going live happly ever after.
184	Conquered fear to climb A moment froze in time When the girl who first he kissed Promised him she'd be his.
185	Got a headache? Take a asprin. Have a broken arm? Get a cast. BUt sadly,.. theres no cure for a broken heart.
186	"One Day The Special Person That I Loved.... Loved me too, That Special Person Was You".
187	I might do many things well...but loving you is my specialty.
188	I'm too tired to talk but I'll be happy to listen to you breathe.
189	Love is like ice-cream, you keep trying the flavors until you find one that you can't get enough of.
190	Love...just is...don't ever ask me for reasons why I love you...i just do...
191	Confucious say: Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
192	Do you belive in love at first sight, or do i need to walk by one more time?
193	Girls Fake Orgasms Guys Fake Relationships
194	I'm on a mission to get (persons name)in other words mission impossible
195	When were young we want nothing to do with boys but when were older we want noting to do with out boys
196	Time is an expression of present, past, and the future, but we are forever and always!
197	Star Light Star Bright where the heck is Mr. Right?
198	Everybody's having a change of heart when I just found mine
199	If you love me,say I love you.If you like me,just tell me,you never know I might like you too.Or if you just wanna talk,leave me a meassage and I'll get back to you.
200	Love someone because of who they are, not because of how they act at times.
201	If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?
202	Love can hurt u, love can love u back, love can feel like glory, love can feel really bad, if love makes you mad, if love makes you glad, take whatever you can from it, and enjoy what u can :(:).
203	I have fallen in love and I can't get out of it... I'll be back if I get out anytime soon!
204	I'll be forever yours...right now doesn't count.
205	You came into my life, sent down from heaven, now I think about you 24/7!!
206	Trapped inside of your eyes,gleam like stars above,emptiness inside.caught inside your arms,warmer than the sun,emptiness so full
207	The purpose of life is what you give it. You make the purpose yours and maybe even someone else...
208	If I could be ANYTHING in the world, I would be your tear, to be born in your eye, live down your cheekk and die on your lips.
209	Somewhere around here ... Thinking of my sweetie, wishing he was on right now.
210	Whenever I'm not around, and you feelin' down Let the thought of me be (I be the reason you smile) I don't wanna see you frown, like them kids watch a clown I wanna bring you joy and be (I be the reason you smile) Baby, you know my style, you know how I get down I provide by any means to be (I be the reason you smile) We done been through ups and downs, had drama for a while I'm just happy I'm around to be (I be the reason you smile)..I love my baby so damn much..you make me smile I love you!
211	Love feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility... It is therefore able to undertake all things, and it completes many things, and warrants them to take effect, where he who does not love would faint and lie down. Love is watchful and sleeping, slumbereth not. Though weary, it is not tired; though pressed, it is not straitened; though alarmed, it is not confounded...
212	Kisses blown are kisses wasted so lets makeup for time wasted, kiss me now kiss me again becuase our love shall never end.
213	If life gives you love...share it with someone special.
214	Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, catch a special someone and put them in your heart
215	True Love Will Never Be Explained!! That's How I know I'm In Love!! You make me feel so good inside!!! My love will never leave your side!!!
216	Its true love when you can be gone away from your guy/girl and instead of worrying about them you can dream of them instead....
217	There is my life, right along side of the one that I love.
218	You should always but the person's name that you luv in a circle not a heart b/c hearts break and circles stay forever! I'm out writing (name) in a circle! lol! brb!
219	If dreams came true than i would always be with u~Natlalie
220	I'm not a drug but I am sure easy to get addicted to!
221	When I wish upon a star I wish for you
222	Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I forgot. Please tell me once, I love you. If you do I love you too! If you don't than you wont, be getting any, while I'll be in my bedroom getting plenty.
223	~~ your love is so strong that it blows me away~~
224	If I were in any movie it would be a walk to remember because then you would love me before I died
225	I wish you were here I wish I were with you thats just 2 bad its wish and not real
226	Just come outside and walk with me, We'll try each other on to see if we fit, And with our roots become a tree To shade what we make under it
227	Friends come and go, but love never dies. Last night,I was looking up at the stars and counting the reasons why I love you.
228	I never thought I would find that special someone until I met %n.
229	CAUTION: Thinking about me will make you miss me!
230	Remember M Remember E Put them together and remember ME
231	If you love me you'll leave me a nice message!
232	I love to be naughty I hate to be nice Get that thing over here And don't let me have to ask twice
233	Me + U = great love
234	Untill forever and ever....my darling forever....u will always be the only one......you will always be the only one!!
235	Tomorrow, Tomorrow ,I'll luv ya tomorrow your only a day away !!!!!!!!!!!
236	A hug is a hug, a date is a date ,but a hug isnt a date until you make some love.