Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ

Away Messages, Funny Away Messages for AIM and ICQ
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1	If your name was homework I would be doing you on my desk right now :)
2	To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.
3	It's okay for students to ask dumb questions; they're easier to handle than dumb mistakes.
4	Don't judge a book by it's movie.
5	Life's most valuable lessons are taught by the worst teachers.
6	I am currently working on enhancing my knowledge so that I can transcend more preponderance over you than I do now.
7	My mouse went crazy and erased all of my homework.
8	Top 10 Reasons to Procrastinate: 1.
9	Homework. The bane of all students at any day and age. Were it not for school, we would never have it, unless you take some work home from work and then work on it at home. But isn't that just working at home?
10	Trying to do my homework, I haven't started it yet, note that the keyword is "trying".
11	I'll give $5 to the first person who finds a cure for homework.
12	Some may call it cheating but I refer to it as creative research.
13	I have piles of papers and books around me so I am unable to reach the keyboard.
14	I am now reading a story for english. It is very abstract. My foot is a dog, so cheese is never as fresh as I would like. Pass the vanilla wafers, for they are my soul, a delectible treat. Death isn't magenta, it's a cheeseburger.
15	I hate calc so much that I wouldn;t even take it if I wouldn't die without it. ok, it's my only rationalization for all the mental anguish I'm going through. DON'T try to tell me I can live without calculus.
16	suck it bitch i SO have class in 20 minutes
17	Auto response from DrumBumItalia317:If I could find a girl that sucks as much as this homework does....I'd be in Heaven
18	Don't you wish you were my homework so I'd be doing you right now?
19	Chemistry is the study of truth at the molecular level, which applies directly to our own. Ergo, I am getting a nucleophilic backside attack from my chem homework RIGHT NOW.
20	The person who has the lowest test scores on Monday had the best weekend
21	Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
22	Homework sucks, we all know it. Pray our grades just don't show it!
23	I'm a procrastinator. I've waited to the last minute to do my homework AGAIN!! Leave me a message and if I get back to you, it means I'm still alive:-)
24	A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to go to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later!
25	Let's just say if homework was a choice I wouldn't have this away message.. ;)
26	The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward Someone has deemed homework part of the inspiration process, and thus, I am busy being inspired.
27	If it wasn't for homework I would have to talk to you.
28	Teachers complain when you don't get your homework wouldn't you think they would stop giving it out?! If ya agree stay online please I may need some help...and I don't mean with my homework!
29	Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
30	I am writing a paper. . . in other words, trying to throw together some bullsh*t and still get a good grade.
31	How fun is homework? Ask me, I'm doing some!! Actually, don't ask me, because that would defeat the whole purpose of this away message.. but yeah.. u get the point!
32	Trying to learn through osmosis, my head is lying on my textbook but it doesn't seem to be working... Any tips?
33	OK four letter words are bad and homework is an eight letter word that makes it 2x worse than the regular ones!
34	I em dewing mai hoamwerk. Wai doo wea nied thiss stuf enneewai?
35	Studying is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts....i'm learning how to corrupt.
36	The School Day is over but i feel like I'm still there Leave a message and i will get back to you!
37	My mom said "Your grades suck" and I said "I think F stands for fantastic." Anyway, I am studing because it turns out F doesn't stand for fantastic. It means failure or something like that.
38	I would seriously like to know who made up the damn essay cause they need a good kick in the ass!!
39	If homework = death promise u'll remember me.
40	I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
41	I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
42	Hw short for slave labor!
43	Life is so simple for little children. All they have to do is eat, sleep, and Play. For me it is eat, sleep, and LOTS OF HOMEWORK!!!!
44	I'm doing homework...I know you're jealous...
45	My dog ate my homework so I have to do it over.
46	Apparently when the teacher's say they're on their lunch break, they're photocopying more homework!
47	Seems everyones doing homework these days......I bought in to the peer pressure....poor me.
48	To fail, or not to fail, that is the question...so...U guessed I'm STUDYING! leave some love!
49	I'm at the library, pretending to study :-D.
50	I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction!
51	Doing homework...or at least trying!!
52	I am working hard-- or am i hardly working??
53	I'm busy copying ethics homework.
54	Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take!
55	I never thought I'd say this, but I've finally chosen homework over you. What kind of a world is this?!!!
56	Doing homework... someone help me understand all the big words?
57	Hitting the books...literally!
58	Hmmm... school.... actually doing stuff related to that... pursuit of higher education.
59	I never thought I'd say this, but I've finally chosen homework over you. What kind of a world is this?!!!
60	All your friends have these cool, funny away message, but I just think that's a waste of your time so here's a simple one. I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK...GO AWAY.
61	To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism... but to steal ideas from many is called reasearch. Otherwise I'm doin homework right now.
62	I'm making love....to the books! I'll be back!
63	Hey I don't get why they call it "Homework" I mean come on no one never does it at home!! They do it on the bus 5 mins before school! So I am just making sure I have my "Homework" to do on the bus! be back when I know I have it to do on the bus!
64	Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t.
65	Workin hard on homework...or am I hardly working on homework?
66	Studying hard.....or hardly studying.
67	Mark this moment! it is %t on %d... you have caught me doing hw for the first time in 4 years! consider yourself lucky!
68	I'm thinking... This may take awhile.
69	I'm studying which is something you should be doing.
70	Homework oh homework read the poem yourself
71	Being organized is something you do so that when you do something you're organized! Homework for example!
72	Do you know who can suck my big fat toe? Homework
73	Argh! Im doing my homework! But its too damn hard! The assignment is: Write 1000 words about away messages...
74	How fun is homework? Ask me, I'm doing some!! Actually, don't ask me, because that would defeat the whole purpose of this away message.. but yeah.. u get the point!
75	As you can see i'm doing some science homework right now, , according to my calculations the density of the chemical that is m ixed and combined with the object will be. . oops got a lil carried away, leave a message. l8r
76	I'm making love....to the books! I'll be back!
77	Be vewy vewy qwiet, I'm hut'in wabbits...or doing homework
78	I am aktuale trieeng ta git meself en egimacation so leev a mesig or cal me??.,,,
79	My dog ate my homework so I have to do it over.
80	I'm doin this thing called homework now..if your readin this and not doing homework...let's not go there
81	Mark this moment! it is %t on %d... you have caught me doing hw for the first time in 10 years! consider yourself lucky!
82	Paper: I've been sweating over a hot keyboard for hours!
83	Doing homework, so who knows...
84	Doing homework what's new someone please tell me.
85	HW HW HW and more HW! :-( and if u didnt get it through ur head I have a lot of HW!!:'( have a nice day.
86	Hmmm... school.... actually doing stuff related to that... pursuit of higher education
87	Workin hard on homework...or am I hardly working on homework?
88	A couple of days ago I sent a bunch of monkeys to go to school for me and all I got back were pages of scribbles so I have to spend a few hours doing homework. Talk to you later!
89	The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward Someone has deemed homework part of the inspiration process, and thus, I am busy being inspired.
90	Teachers complain when you don't get your homework wouldn't you think they would stop giving it out?! If ya agree stay online please I may need some help...and I don't mean with my homework!
91	English Paper...If im not back by [year of graduation], call me for graduation. ~Thanks~
92	Doing homework...or at least trying!!
93	Hey I don't get why they call it "Homework" I mean come on no one never does it at home!! They do it on the bus 5 mins before school! So I am just making sure I have my "Homework" to do on the bus! be back when I know I have it to do on the bus!
94	Hey %n I'm getting intimate with my homework, Wanna join? Because I really want %n to join!
95	To fail, or not to fail, that is the question...so...U guessed I'm STUDYING! leave some love!
96	Doing homework... someone help me understand all the big words?
97	Hw short for slave labor
98	I em dewing mai hoamwerk. Wai doo wea nied thiss stuf enneewai?
99	I would seriously like to know who made up the damn essay cause they need a good kick in the ass!!
100	I'm busy copying ethics homework.
101	All your friends have these cool, funny away message, but I just think that's a waste of your time so here's a simple one. I'M DOING MY HOMEWORK...GO AWAY.
102	If it wasn't for homework I would have to talk to you.
103	Homework sucks, we all know itPray our grades just don't show it!
104	Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework but my teacher won!
105	if homework=death promise u'll remember me
106	Life is so simple for little children. All they have to do is eat, sleep, and Play. For me it is eat, sleep, and LOTS OF HOMEWORK!!!!
107	The School Day is over but i feel like I'm still there Leave a message and i will get back to you!
108	I'm at the library, pretending to study :-D.
109	My mom said "Your grades suck" and I said "I think F stands for fantastic." Anyway, I am studing because it turns out F doesn't stand for fantastic. It means failure or something like that.
110	Trying to learn through osmosis, my head is lying on my textbook but it doesn't seem to be working... Any tips?
111	I am writing a paper. . . in other words, trying to throw together some bullsh*t and still get a good grade.
112	.. Let's just say if homework was a choice I wouldn't have this away message.. ;)
113	OK 4 letter words are bad and homework is an 8 letter word that makes it 2x worse than the regular ones!
114	Apparently when the teacher's say they're on their lunch break, they're photocopying more homework!
115	Studying hard.....or hardly studying
116	Procrastination is like masterbation, in the end your only screwing yourself.
117	I never thought I'd say this, but I've finally chosen homework over you. What kind of a world is this?!!!
118	I am working hard-- or am i hardly working??
119	Mark this moment! it is %t on %d... you have caught me doing hw for the first time in 4 years! consider yourself lucky!
120	I'm a procrastinator. I've waited to the last minute to do my homework AGAIN!! Leave me a message and if I get back to you, it means I'm still alive:-)
121	Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pitty me at all, Just lay my bones in the dorm hall. Tell my prof I did my best, Then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest, And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, That's one less test I'll have to take!
122	Just think if u were my homework I would be doing u right now ;)
123	Homework is spelled out in 8 letters, so is bullsh*t
124	I am in the middle of my homework and I am very devoted to it...trust me nothing will break my concentration...ooh lookie a cookie.
125	Apparently my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework.
126	I'm thinking... This may take awhile
127	Studying is knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts....i'm learning how to corrupt.
128	Hitting the books...literally!
129	Seems everyones doing homework these days......I bought in to the peer pressure....poor me
130	I can't believe it...I have actually left my computer to do my homework! What kind of corrupt world is this?!?! But, if you take pity on me, then call me, because I can always use a good distraction!
131	To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism... but to steal ideas from many is called reasearch. Otherwise I'm doin homework right now.
132	I'm doing homework...I know you're jealous..