Rioting Like it's 1999
Written by Raffman - October 15th, 2004
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Halloween is just around the corner, and so
are the cops. While Halloween is usually the time for haunted houses and lots of shitty
candy, in college it's prime-time for rioting. Now with rioting comes cops, and riot gear,
and lots of mace. If you attend or are a proud alumni of Iowa State University, Southern
Illinois University, or University of Wisconsin-Madison, you know first-hand just how fun
riots can be. Hell, there's nothing quite like setting cars on fire and chucking bicycles
through Jimmy John's store windows, at least in my mind. However, riots aren't all fun and
games, as I have already mentioned with that mace stuff. So how can you get your riot fix
in without getting busted? Simply pick up one of these bad boys and you'll blend right in
with the rest of the five-oh's. Hell, if you really want to trick 'em, dress up as a cop in
riot gear and wear one of these badass badges; they'll never suspect ya. Plus if they try
and mace you you're protected from you face-shield. In all reality though, I don't advocate
rioting, as fun as it looks. I do advocate these, however.A week or so ago one of our faithful readers sent me a nice email containing a link to one of the funniest stories I've read online in a long, long time. If you've ever pooped your pants in public, or have seen or smelled someone do it first hand, then this is for you. Hell, if neither of those apply to you this story is still for you. This article I bet could even cheer up Martha Stewert right now, although I bet she's cheery as hell right now being some ladies' cell-bitch. Just a guess really. My buddy and pal Michael Jackson could use some cheering up as well after he blew up on Emimnem for his latest video that shows the rapper dressed up as the King of Pop sleeping with little boys. Hell, I'd be pissed off if I had 14 operations to my nose alone and I still look liked that. Michael Jackson should join Martha over in West Virginia, I'm sure they'd get along nicely. They're both just wonderful people, aren't they?
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This weekend I'm back home to see my woman and take care of a few things, so you won't see another update 'til I get back on Monday morning. Wipe those tears away however, because I've got a truck-full of delicious, mouth-watering content that could entertain a small, African country for a couple weeks. The much-anticipated, "Team America" movie will be reviewed, along with a horde of new book, video game, and the final unveiling of the most-anticipated section of all time, the random ass review section. You won't want to miss Monday, trust me. If there's one thing you should remember to do this Monday, besides going to class of course, come to College Downtime and be happy. That's all we want. That and your money, but your happiness honestly comes first. Have a great weekend and we'll see you in a couple of days! Be sure to check this site out too!
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